Book cover illustration for "When in Rome" by Ian James featuring a sword with a solider's cap on top and dog tags hanging from the hilt, with blood splatters and the title text in blue.

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Book cover for 'When in Rome' by Ian James, featuring a herniated disc with a dog tag hanging from it, blood splatters on a beige background.
Older man with white hair smiling while holding a pipe in his mouth
Young man standing in a grassy field with trees and a herd of wild horses in the background.
Close-up of a tabby cat sitting on a windowsill, looking up at the camera with green eyes, to the left of a metal mesh screen and in front of a glass window.

Ian lives in a humble abode in Midwest America with his adorable cat, Jinx. He's written for years, from short stories to screenplays, and now books. After an envisioned career in the NFL didn't work out, only due to a knee injury, he had a variety of jobs over the years. From working on Gubernatorial Campaigns to selling Missouri timeshares in a mall for a week, Ian has had several illustrious careers. Now, he's decided to write novels. Ian is an amateur historian, an avid reader, and a huge Warhammer 40k nerd. He has several works in progress, so readers can expect more works to come! He enjoys sports and still regrets the rugby match that took away his rightful destiny as a Hall of Fame Green Bay Packer. Once he reached his twilight years at age thirty-one, he decided to retire. Nowadays, Ian can be found sitting by the fireplace in a comfortable robe, contemplating life, taking drags from a corn-cob pipe in a Tolkienesque fashion. Like Professor Tolkien, he usually reflects upon the great literary works of Space Marines in the 41st Millennium.

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